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22 May 2009 @ 05:58 am
Hey!Say! JUMP's Useless Talents  
 
stealing




Useless Talent #1
disguising yourself as a thief with the purpose of stealing

 
animal sounds



Useless Talent #2
making ridiculous animal sounds with the use of plastic cups (provided by the staff) for the sake of the PV out takes.


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Useless Talent #3
walking out in public fearlessly with bed hair

 

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Useless talent#4
fitting an elliptical shaped biscuit into your mouth and show it off (to chinen) afterwards


 
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Useless Talent#5

mantaining your equilibrium on green lightweight blocks during photoshoots and still look cute

 

cup stacking


Useless Talent#6

performing your amateur skills in cup stacking (to be able to have more fans)



 
director


Useless Talent#7
doing an impression of the director's voice, pretending to be boss.(without being reprimanded) to see how your co-members would react
 


disposing body

Useless Talent #8

disposing a co-memeber's body (with the help of some willing members)


 

faking tummy ache



Useless Talent#9
faking a tummy ache whenever it is approppriate specially when a co-memeber is passing you the responibility to show fans the dance steps (just because he have'nt really memeorized it yet)



 

faking own kidnapping


Useless Talent#10

feigning your own abduction to attract attention (Rating: Necessity To Have More Fans)

 


fist in mouth


Useless talent#11

fitting your whole fist into your (luscious) mouth (unconsiously killing fan girls - zyn).


 

fitting into trash can


Useless Talent#12

making yourself fit into the trash can and managing to astonish a co-memeber

 


funny faces


Useless Talent#13
making funny faces accomplishing..... nothing


 


balancing things on your face


Useless Talent#14

balancing things with the help of errr... different parts of the body (Talent desu! - mommy zyn)


 


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Useless Talent#15

imitating a manga character's (wrathful) face



 

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Useless Talent#15

using some fluffy thing in place of a sponge to apply face powder (Daiki Beauty Tips #1910340 - zyn)

 


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Useless talent#16

using anything you could lay your hands on as a weapon





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Useless talent#17

crossing on some metal bars illegally *sigh* to save time. Best used when you are late for dance practice or a photoshoot.
(Rating: NOT USELESS, after all)


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Useless Talent#18

making yourself a blanket out of your own manga collection
(Rating: Beneficial for poor idols)

 


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Useless Talent#19

picking your nose with the help of err... (Yuuto's) drumsticks and a pen in the front of the camera without being shy about it

 


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Useless talent#20

Uhmm... well, as you can see, pole dancing
(Rating: . . .)



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Useless Talent#21

Popping (poor) balloons. Best used when older co-memebers are bullying you to tears.


 


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Useless Talent#22

hiding beneath colored papers (so that you could play with Yabu)



 

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Useless talent#23

fitting yourself in a wheelbarrow (at the age of 19) and asking younger (Hey!Say!7) memebers to push it for you
(Qualification: Charm needed)

 


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Useless Talent#24

Seeking shade under uhmm... a plant




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Useless talent#25

catching the ball with your err... shirt and at the same time, showing your flat (sexy) stomach



 

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Useless talent#26

reaching inside your soccer shorts so you won't have to play
(Qualification: Sexy Inoo on the background needed)


 

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Useless Talent#27

Making a dress out of your soccer uniform (Rating: Extremely effective)



 


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Useless Talent#28

Licking your lips and showing your tongue in public making people turn their heads and die immediately
(Rating: Dangerous)
 
 
 
 
cornflake☆girlxoxzyn on May 22nd, 2009 04:50 am (UTC)
WIN YO.
pepeichyanpepeichyan on May 22nd, 2009 05:08 am (UTC)
haha. Who is the most talented? I'd vote for Hikaru.
cornflake☆girlxoxzyn on May 22nd, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
Re-phrase the question. 'Who is the most talented without being biased?' XD
pepeichyanpepeichyan on May 22nd, 2009 05:17 am (UTC)
ok. Let me do that again... Who is the most talented without being biased? :)
cornflake☆girlxoxzyn on May 22nd, 2009 05:19 am (UTC)
YABU!
shikagi on May 22nd, 2009 05:21 am (UTC)
HAHAHA HIKARU'S FACE. EPIIIIC.
cornflake☆girlxoxzyn on May 22nd, 2009 05:31 am (UTC)
YOUR ICON.

It'd be funny if it was Inoo who was stalking them XD
shikagi on May 22nd, 2009 05:36 am (UTC)
LOL I shall find an appropriate shot. |D

ETA:
HAHAHA. Inoo behind that plant. XD
pepeichyanpepeichyan on June 10th, 2009 02:54 am (UTC)
this is soooo late but I'd still have to say that IT IS EPIC. haha
tego♥massu=LOVEkatrinasacay on May 22nd, 2009 05:36 am (UTC)
haha!
this is funny..and hikaru is in demand in all of this talent.. xD
pepeichyanpepeichyan on June 10th, 2009 02:58 am (UTC)
again.. this is sooo late.

do you think that Hikaru is the most talented?
tego♥massu=LOVEkatrinasacay on June 10th, 2009 08:12 am (UTC)
hikaru?
him and kei..lol
hikanoo.
xD
they are talented.
cornflake☆girlxoxzyn on June 15th, 2009 05:12 am (UTC)
HikaNoo = GO GIT MARRIED!
tego♥massu=LOVEkatrinasacay on June 15th, 2009 11:45 am (UTC)
aren't they married yet? o_o
the goddamn batgirljpop_princess on May 22nd, 2009 10:22 am (UTC)
So who has the most useless talents? Hikaru? 8D *gets shot*
山☂知: JUMP ・ 涼介 ・ lolbaliwnababae on May 22nd, 2009 10:29 am (UTC)
I WAS LINKED HERE 8D

lol omg it's Hikaru vs Yabu for the title of the most talented XD
sara is pimping out yabu kota's tush: Yabu ♥ Rock onkarmoisin on May 22nd, 2009 10:30 am (UTC)
lololol this is so amusing.

Useless Talent #28 is my favorite. For obvious reasons. 8D
pepeichyanpepeichyan on June 10th, 2009 03:00 am (UTC)
haha. I thought it would be best if I put those pictures last.